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Top 3 signs…

September 14, 2011

Top 3 signs you might be a bad friend:

#3) If your friend’s house collapses during an earthquake and people are looking for him in the dark, under the ruble, but you’re looking for him on the dance floor at the club and it’s ladies’ night…you might be a bad friend.

#2) If your friend is experiencing a heart attack and asks you for a ride to the hospital…and you get him 2/3 of the way there and then you tell him to get out and crawl the rest of the way because you gotta get on this on-ramp to the freeway to beat rush-hour traffic…you might be a bad friend.

#1) If you and your friend go to an O’Jays concert and every time the O’Jays sing the chorus to “Backstabbers” they turn and point at you and shout to your friend, “Run!” over their microphones…you might be a bad friend.

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