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Top 3 Signs…

August 19, 2011

Top 3 signs you might not be getting lucky with the ladies tonight:

#3) If you’re all showered up, ready to go, but you’ve been sentenced to life in prison without parole…you might not be getting lucky with the ladies tonight.

#2) If you’re about to make your big romantic move towards that fine lady and you ask her if she has protection and she says, “Of course,” and she opens the door and her mother walks in…You might not be getting lucky with the ladies tonight.

#1) If you’re taking the best shower of your life and you accidentally slip and hit your head on the tina and kill yourself…You might not be getting lucky with the ladies tonight.

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