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July 21, 2011

I regularly hear señoritas sadly say, “He changed.” No, señoritas, he didn’t change…he just let out who he really was…so when you start dating someone new next time and you go to the beach and he runs out there with his flippers on and his rubber duck…stop and point-blank ask him, “Do you really like the beach or are you just another shark after my body, mothafvcker?”  Ask simple questions like that…

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