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Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…

March 11, 2011

Top 3 signs you might not be going to heaven:

3) If you die and see the light coming at you and you smile…and then you realize it’s a diesel’s headlights and you try to jump out of the way but it still runs you over…you might not be going to Heaven.

2) If you’ve put in 30 years of following the ten commandments and then submit retirement papers so you don’t have to follow them no more, and it’s granted…you might not be going to Heaven.

1) If your soul sneaks out of your body while you’re sleeping and goes to confession and says to the priest, “Look, man, it’s that fool sleeping doing those bad things, not me.  May I request another body?”…you might not be going to Heaven.

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