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Mexican Heart…Attack! musings

February 19, 2011

Top 3 signs you might be a little jealous:

3) If your lady’s house catches on fire and you permit it to burn to the ground as firemen helplessly look on because you ain’t gonna let no MAN extinguish YOUR lady’s fire…you might be a little jealous.

2) If your lady says she’s going to Burger King and you run and get a job as the drive-thru worker to make sure she don’t talk to no other dude but you…you might be a little jealous.

1) If your lady’s giving birth and the baby’s head begins to show as a male doctor rushes in to deliver the baby and you slam your lady’s legs shut and shout, “Oh hell nah!  Ain’t no man seeing MY lady!  We ain’t delivering till a lady doctor gets here!  And we ain’t compromising!”…you might be a little jealous.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Cindy Saldivar Slensker permalink
    February 19, 2011 8:37 pm

    hehehe…… Hi Corona and Reinita E!! Saludos!!

    • MEXICAN HEART...ATTACK! permalink*
      February 19, 2011 8:43 pm

      Saludos, Cindy!

      Corona : )

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