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Mexican Heart…Attack! musings

February 5, 2011

Top 3 signs you might be pregnant:

3) If you look at your ultra-sound and a baby’s holding up a sign that reads: “Please circumcise me.  The other way looks hella nasty,”…you might be pregnant.

2) If your whole purpose in life is to have a baby but you can’t get pregnant and you’re psycho and your neighbor’s pregnant…you might just be pregnant…that’s YOUR sh1t she’s holding.

1) If you loaned somebody a thousand dollars and they didn’t pay you back and F*%#@!^ you…you might be pregnant.

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