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Mexican Heart…Attack! musings

January 31, 2011

Top 3 signs your lady ain’t the one:

3) If she sweats for two hours making you a wonderful dinner and sets the table all nice and you both sit down and you say, “I feel like having McDonald’s instead.” And she starts crying…leave her!  She’s got emotional issues.

2) If you take her to dinner and she runs into the restaurant door with her face because she was expecting you to open the door for her…leave her!  She’s spoiled and is gonna ruin all your passenger car doors.

1) On your wedding day, when the Priest asks you if you take your lady to be your wife and you say, “I do, but promise me you won’t gain weight…that you’ll turn into an angel on your monthly cycle and that you’ll speak under 500 words a month.” If she can’t promise you that…run!  She definitely ain’t the one.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. January 31, 2011 9:07 pm

    Cool. Pretty Funny! And it is pretty close to the fricken truth! wHY U asK? Im that spoiled one Ruining the doors and shiit! Hehehe

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      February 1, 2011 11:42 am

      LOLOL!!!! Don’t hurt’chur self, Cindy! Thank you for your comment!

      Corona : )

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