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Mexican Heart…Attack! Musings

January 14, 2011

This is when you know for sure you might need gas in your car:

3) When you drive your 3rd grade kid one block towards school then push him out and make him walk the rest of the 8 miles ‘cause you wanna make sure you have enough gas to get back home to finish watching the Price is Right.

2) When you rob a bank and instead of someone spotting you driving away in the getaway car…they spot you pushing away the getaway car.

1) When you see that slut who stole your man at the bus stop and you gun your car towards her to run her over, but your car runs out of gas and conks out three inches from hitting her and she yanks you out and beats you up.

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