Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
Senoritas = Tylenol…you take the pain away…
Senoritas = A compass…I’m lost without you…
Senoritas = A Jump Rope…You make us vatos’ hearts skip a beat…
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
Homeboy laughed at me, “Ha-ha, your daughter flunked English ’cause she don’t know how to use colons and periods!” I said, “That’s all right, neither does yours, that’ why she’s always pregnant.” I’m just playing!!!! LMLO!!!! Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! Musings…
This senorita said she hopes my lady has triplets the next time she gets pregnant…Well I control the number of occupants in my lady’s womb…And right now it’s only one at a time…Until I get enough money to buy material to build another room in my lady’s womb…LMLO!!!! Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
My lady called in sick to work this morning…then I picked up the phone and called her job back and un-sicked her…I did it because I luh her and hate seeing her sick…Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
I’m such a teddy bear you should take your lady to the carnival and I should go home with her…Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
I’m so gifted I should be wrapped…Corona
That’s Barrio…
Since I can’t get no job, I’m a start selling T’s with MY created slogans on them: “TGIF: Thank God It’s Fiernes!”…”Hug In, Hug Out”…”Llantitas Rule!”…If you try to steal them, I’m a sue you…Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
Coo-coo roo coo-coooo!!!! Wake up, sleepy-heads! TGIF! “Thank God It’s Fiernes”…Happy Fiernes to you all! Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
My lady got mad at me tonight because I had an unsuccessful job hunt today…She scolded me and marched out of the room…I said, “Please don’t let the door hit you in the a$$ on your way out…it’s flat enough as it is.” Corona
