Latino Heart Project’s MEXICAN HEART…ATTACK!
Forties up, pleeze! The Latino Heart Project’s MEXICAN HEART…ATTACK! BLOG has won the National Council of La Raza/Democracy for America/Netroots Nation Scholarship, giving our blog exposure to cruise through cyber barrios around the world! Gracias for smiling with us, hugging us, choppin’ it up with us, karate kickin’ it with us & running from La Migra with us…From our hearts to yours.
Hello, my name is Elsa and I’d like to welcome you to the Screenwriter Consortium’s LATINO HEART Project. Check out our website to learn more about the Screenwriter Consortium. www.screenwriterconsortium.com
Our blog’s mission: Call attention to the lack of entertaining, English-speaking, Latino-centric feature films produced by Hollywood.
It’s 2010. ‘Bout time, wouldn’t you say?
Members of the Screenwriter Consortium contribute to an inventory of Latino-centric, English-speaking, feature film screenplays depicting American Latinos from across the country in diverse genres. What we strive for above all else: ENTERTAINMENT… from a Latino POV.
But we need your help. After all, you are the sought-after audience Hollywood so desperately needs, representing one billion dollars per year and growing. You have the power to pull the movie industry out of the Dark Ages.
Please tell Hollywood it’s time to recognize the American Latino audience.
While the Screenwriter Consortium battles industry bias, we’d like to recognize an overshadowing issue primarily affecting our Mexican-American hermanos (and undoubtedly all Latinos) enduring a historic civil rights struggle. In solidarity, our blog name has changed to LATINO HEART PROJECT’S…
MEXICAN HEART…ATTACK!
From our hearts to yours.
Until Hollywood wakes up and makes an effort to entertain you, we’re gonna reach out and entertain you now. We’re stubborn that way.
May we present a collection of humorous stories for the following weekly series:
CRUISING WITH CORONA
DEAR ESPERANZA
THAT’S BARRIO
MIJA
BARRIO DICTIONARY
CHICACABRA
DUDE, WHERE’S MY ALIEN?
To kick it with Corona…
CORONA’S ROLITAS
Don’t miss our SB1070 Barrio Translation and featured articles discussing American Latino purchasing power, the need to serve the American Latino audience, and the advantages of serving this powerful demographic.
Hang out with us on Facebook: search LATINO HEART PROJECT. We interact with our cool, awesome friends on thought-provoking topics:
MEXICAN THOUGHTS
HELL YEAH! or HELL.TO.THE.NO!
CORONITA, THE GREAT MEXICAN PHILOSOPHER
ALBERTO “CHANGO” CHINGON
Please don’t forget to “like” our Facebook page–we need your support. Warning: you will giggle even if you don’t want to.
You can also follow us on TWITTER: http://twitter.com/ @LatinoHeartProj
Or email us at screenwriterconsortium@gmail.com
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Don’t nobody say it better than Pancho & Spooky…
Please check in daily for your fresh dose of salsa picante. From our hearts to yours.
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
The only reason I never ran away from home when I was little was because we got evicted every month…And I would’n've been able to find my family when I’d go back begging to let me back in…Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
I ran a stop sign…The cop asked me why I did it…I said, “Because I was keeping my eyes on the road.” Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
I think this senorita liked me at the unemployment office today…I could tell we both wanted to ask each other out to lunch, but neither of us could pay for the mothafvcker…Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
My lil round Goddaughter told me this big bully girl was picking on her at school today…My Goddaughter looked at me all mad and said, “I’d kick her a$$ if she had some, nino.” LMLO!!!! Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
Senoritas = Tylenol…you take the pain away…
Senoritas = A compass…I’m lost without you…
Senoritas = A Jump Rope…You make us vatos’ hearts skip a beat…
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
Homeboy laughed at me, “Ha-ha, your daughter flunked English ’cause she don’t know how to use colons and periods!” I said, “That’s all right, neither does yours, that’ why she’s always pregnant.” I’m just playing!!!! LMLO!!!! Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! Musings…
This senorita said she hopes my lady has triplets the next time she gets pregnant…Well I control the number of occupants in my lady’s womb…And right now it’s only one at a time…Until I get enough money to buy material to build another room in my lady’s womb…LMLO!!!! Corona
Mexican Heart…Attack! musings…
My lady called in sick to work this morning…then I picked up the phone and called her job back and un-sicked her…I did it because I luh her and hate seeing her sick…Corona
